The Tunnel Under The World

Description

Squeezing yourself is no real way to check whether you are dreaming. Careful instruments? Indeed, yes—however a repairman’s unit is best of all!

Book Excerpt

is year’s Feckle Freezer is any acceptable whatsoever! You realize who possesses an Ajax Freezer? Pixies own Ajax Freezers! You realize who possesses a Triplecold Freezer? Commies own Triplecold Freezers! Each cooler however a shiny new Feckle Freezer smells!”

The voice shouted unintelligibly with rage. “I’m cautioning you! Get out and purchase a Feckle Freezer immediately! Pick up the pace! Rush for Feckle! Rush for Feckle! Rush, hustle, hustle, Feckle, Feckle, Feckle, Feckle, Feckle, Feckle….”

It halted inevitably. Burckhardt licked his lips. He began to state to his better half, “Perhaps we should call the police about- – ” when the speakers ejected once more. It found him napping; it was proposed to find him napping. It shouted: